Welcome to the Deal Maker Support Page!

Thanks for playing Deal Maker – The Absurd Game of Diplomacy and Disaster. If you’re here, you’re either curious, confused, or your negotiations crashed harder than expected.

About the Game

Deal Maker is a satirical dialogue simulator where you take the role of a world leader (yes, that one) and try to conduct successful negotiations. The catch? Success is impossible. There’s always a black swan… or Twitter.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How do I play Deal Maker?

  1. Choose your leader: Trump, Putin, or Zelensky.

  2. Pick responses and try to increase the negotiation progress bar.

  3. Watch as absurd replies, bad translations, and unexpected memes derail everything.

  4. The game ends when disaster strikes — and it always does.

The game feels broken. Is it intentional?

Kind of. But if it’s actually technically broken:

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